Hey, I’m Calvin. I’m 13. I live outside of San Antonio, Texas. I’m Vegan. God-free youth. 1 5/8 and 1 1/4 lobes, 18g septum. I go to shows. I’m really short and I’m forever alone. If you’d like to know anything else, ask.
your parents
they dont love you
This looks like the sort of person that would inspire pedophilia in Arizona.
I also fucking wonder why people raise kids to be like this. Let’s hope this is a very good troll account.
Oh great, we live in the same area.
13? my parents would have beat my ass.
I’m predicting a neck tattoo at 16 and a life of manual labor and regret.
Neck tattoo/face tattoos, hand tattoos. Nothing else. SO hardcore.
You know, seeing as kids today aren’t already bombarded with enough stereotypes and criticism, I think we should make this little dude feel really bad for whatever he’s doing, because it’s totally our business and our opinion is really needed here. I get a real kick out of it too, makes me feel as fuzzy about myself.
YOU ARE ALL WANKERS
This Calvin kid is 10 times more intelligent than anyone reblogging calling him out on his appearance. I know for sure I wasn’t reading Kropotkin when I was 13, and I was still entangled in the ignorance of Christianity. The kid is clever and has educated himself better than the majority of 18+ year olds who feel the need to roll their eyes at the way he looks…
i don’t care about the other stuff but how can you be 13 and forever alone? Kid probably hasn’t even hit puberty yet baha
10 times more intelligent? I’d say just as intelligent if not less, seeing as how he is conforming and “forever alone”. One day he’ll look back one he’s like finally 5’5” and say look how homoerotic I was.
That looks totally shopped btw.
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Bigger lobes than me and he’s 13 :(
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I don’t know about you guys,but I love this kid’s ears. His parents are pretty chill parents to let him do what he wants...
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This kid is the coolest fucking 13 year old ever. Forever alone is an internet joke, I’m sure he doesn’t take it that...
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That looks totally shopped btw.
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Oh shut up. I claimed edge when I was 12 years old. Six years later, still edge as ever. At 13, I went vegetarian. 14, I...
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I’m all for lobes, but 13? I always wonder if kids this age don’t realize what they’re getting into when they go this...
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HE’S ONLY A BABY LOL
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10 times more intelligent? I’d say just as intelligent if not less, seeing as how he is conforming and “forever alone”....
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grassleaves reblogged this from chalcosoma2 and added:
Ughhhh. Welp. Why do people insist on capitalizing on my gullibility… I redact my statements. It’s rude to judge people...
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im laughing so HARD OMFG
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it’s not how he looks. it’s how he wants to be perceived. and he wants to be perceived as a douche.
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Leave him alone he’s only 13…
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i don’t care about the other stuff but how can you be 13 and forever alone? Kid probably hasn’t even hit puberty yet...
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This kid looks adorable.( I don’t care if that sounds weird) But Id die to have my eaRs this big.and to have a septum...
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marleychloe calvin, you rock and your parents rock…the rest of you are retarded or something…except whomever commented...
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This Calvin kid is 10 times more intelligent than anyone reblogging calling him out on his appearance. I know for sure I...
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Least he isn’t smoking or robbing shops like some 13 year olds. Let a playa play. I’m backin you lil hustla
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